Virgin Post

Jump to Comments

Virgin post…..a bit scared leh…..

I’ve been thinking of creating a blog for some time…..but gave myself all kinds of reason not to…

(1) No time
(2) English no good
(3) What to write?
(4) No guts

Damn!! No guts, No Glory!!

Bottoms Up!!

And this is how I begin my virgin post….with medication making my vision blurry, my mind fuzzy, my hands shaky……and with explosion of chicken pox all over my body!!!

At my age, I should be popping out babies to contribute to the 6.5 million targetted population but instead, wasting my eggs every month…..and popping out chicken pox!!

 

I will be under house arrest for a week. Probably 2.

Did a quick Wiki and found out that chicken pox is AKA varicella herpes in medical terms.

Har? Herpes?

I’ve only heard about genital herpes!! Alas!! Chicken pox is one of 8 types of herpes family. All infectious!

Anyway, I have all sorts of reaction from frens when they realised I got infected with chicken pox.

“What? So old already then have chicken pox? U late bloomer lah”

“Good, have it now rather than if u were pregnant. Got to abort, u know?”

“Har? So what about our spa appointment?”

“Eh….you didn’t get a vaccine meh?”

I, for one, is an advocate of natural remedies….which is why I didn’t get a VACCINE!!

Anyway, I thought its not a bad idea to get chicken pox afterall,

(1) its not life threatening

(2) I get a free vaccine after being infected

(3) a week of peace from work (hopefully)

(4) spending time at home after spending $$$ in buying in, renovating it and furnishing it!

(5) hard-to-find home-cooked-and-delivered comfort food from Mother-in-law

(6)…..heehee….SAYANG from my “Ang”….

 

Now, my body is coated with calamine lotion (looks like a Xiao Hua Mao) and the medication is REALLY kicking in…….I’m gonna…..gonna ……..KOON….Zzzzzz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leave a Comment

Filed under Uncategorized